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Monday, March 23, 2026

Monqui Presents

Machine Girl

Psycho Warrior Tour

7pm doors, 8:30pm show

All ages welcome

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Machine Girl

Machine Girl

Machine Girl have always operated as an inimitable, inventive, and individual sonic phenomenon. The newly trio'd-Matt Stephenson [vocals, producer], Sean Kelly [drums], and Lucy Caputi [guitar]-fortify a punk exoskeleton with electronic alchemy and cinematic ambition outfitted for an uncompromisingly heavy attack. Rave, metal, punk, and pummeling electronic (and real) drums collide and splinter like shrapnel into kaleidoscopic blasts of vibrant color and visceral sound.

After amassing millions of fans, hundreds of millions of streams, inciting critical acclaim, and captivating at cap crowds in nineteen (19) countries YTD in 2025 so far, the band continue to elevate on their seventh full-length LP, Psycho Warrior.

"I'd been reading analytical psychology and the writings of Joseph Campbell and Jung," recalls Matt. "There's a concept of the collective unconscious and these archetypes that we innately have. We adopt different personae in order to get through the day. In essence, you complete yourself by facing your shadow self. To do so, you must accept the less savory aspects of who you are. There's a lot of validity to these theories. Right now, we're a very psychologically damaged culture and society. We're being pushed over the edge with social media and technology. Any chance of resistance against these systems starts in the mind, so this was the genesis of Psycho Warrior."

Machine Girl carved out an incomparable lane upon arrival in 2012. Stephenson's 2014 full-length debut LP, Wlfgrl, achieved bona fide cult status shocked to life by "Out by 16, Dead on the Scene," "Ghost," and "Mg1," which reeled in north of 43 million Spotify streams and counting. Their sound proceeded to completely reinvent itself across each LP that followed - Gemini [2015], ...Because I'm Young Arrogant and Hate Everything You Stand For [2017], The Ugly Art [2018], U-Void Synthesizer [2020], and 2022's

two-part Original Soundtrack for the video game Neon White. Most recently, 2024's MG Ultra incited the most enthusiastic critical applause of the band's career so far. Pitchfork professed, "Their music together plays like the soundtrack to the final boss level of some finger-blistering bullet hell," and Dazed mused, "it's hard to imagine a better soundtrack for the revolution than Machine Girl."

The latter LP also set the stage for Psycho Warrior, functioning as a prelude.

"MG Ultra is the setup," reveals Matt. "It explores mind control and brings attention to the overall concepts. It's Act 1. Sonically, it's more rave-y, but the songs seem hopeless conceptually. Psycho Warrior was made after, and it follows as Acts 2 and 3 of the same arc. Lyrically, it's more empowering and anthemic. We worked out a lot of the framework with bass guitar and more punk and metal elements."

Machine Girl recorded this body of work at Civil Defense Recording Studio between Jan - June 2025 in New York, allowing their vision time to naturally take shape.

Now, the single "Come On Baby, Scrape My Data" layers a guttural bassline atop a woozy old school computer loop, conjuring a frenetic bounce from the depths of cyberspace. Matt's upbeat punky cadence warbles and wheezes on the verses until culminating on a glitchy chant, Wanna know me? Wanna own me? Wanna clone me? F**k you, you can blow me.

"It was written after experiencing something creepy and fucked up either with A.I. or the surveillance state," he reveals. "My phone knows me way too well-which is a feeling we've all gotten very used to within the last ten years. The song teases big tech companies, taunting them to come and try to take our data and identities. It's a pretty decisive way to open up the record in terms of attitude."

Elsewhere, brain-rattling beat-craft sets the tempo for "Rabbit Season." Neon keys chime and echo off in the distance, and a snappy hook takes hold, "I love the feeling."

"With Machine Girl's lyrics, I'll take some dystopian or dark subject matter and flip it into something more lighthearted," he notes. "I took the concept of conspiracy rabbit holes and used it to make a bouncy dance track. 'Rabbit Season' is obviously a reference to Looney Tunes and Bugs Bunny. It discusses the cartoonish world of conspiracies and false, subjective realities people are trapping themselves inside of."

Then, there's "Dread Architect" [feat. Drumcorps]. A relentless drum-n-bass barrage crashes into manic screams underlined by groans of fuzzed-out feedback and

laser-precise synths.

"To me, 'Dread Architect' is almost the antagonist of the whole double-LP," he states. "It's the worst of our war-hungry billionaire class leaders who are seething to create a horrible future. We're witnessing the destruction of the environment worldwide. Mark Zuckerberg and all of these billionaires have already built bunkers for the apocalypse. They're trying to get out of here and go to Mars. It's grim and fucked up. Drumcorps is the de facto metalcore breakcore producer extraordinaire. He provided some super gnarly guitar tracks for us to chop up and use too."

Back in October 2024, the band had welcomed Lucy as a live member. Formally etching out her place in the fold, she handles lead vocals on "Ignore The Vore." Matt adds, "It's the first track where my vocals take a backseat, and Lucy is front-and-center. It was an exciting experiment, and it's a new form of Machine Girl."

Nearing the six-minute mark, the epic "Psychowar" revolves around the chug of distorted guitars, piston-like percussion, and paranoid pleas a la, "Pass me the Kool-Aid."

"The goal was always for it to be prog rock-level, epic, and freaky," he grins. "It's linked to the central theme. The lines, 'Fight your Psychowar,' refer to confronting the parts of yourself you don't want to confront, overcoming them, and becoming mentally stronger. The first half is darker. On the second, you're picking yourself up, working on your shit, fighting your 'Psychowar,' and becoming a Psycho Warrior."

In the end, Machine Girl tap into the sound of self-actualization. It's gritty, dirty, unpredictable, beautiful, and utterly brilliant.

"We really want the music to be life-affirming," he leaves off. "Catharsis is important in the world of Machine Girl. This is probably the most cathartic album we've made."

Events

The Crystal Ballroom

1332 W. Burnside
Portland OR 97209

(503) 225-0047
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Where On Any Night, Anything Can Happen!!

In these walls...

The historic Crystal Ballroom -- now over a century old -- is one of those rare concert halls that can point to a proud, diverse history while also laying claim to an ongoing musical legacy. Every time you enter this majestic ballroom, let your imagination sense the tremors resonating from a century's worth of gatherings, and realize that you are joining a thriving, generations-long procession of show-goers. Welcome!

 

Tech Specs

Floor and stage plan
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Lighting diagram 
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Sound manifest
Crystal:
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Lola's Room: 
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Technical and logistical packet
For Crystal Ballroom & Lola's Room
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Ballroom height and beam-to-beam dimensions
16' 11" from beam to floor
19' 11" from floor to ceiling
14' 6" in between beams

Promoter Info

Rental Expenses To Outside Promoters

RENT VARIES, PLEASE CONTACT A BOOKING COORDINATOR
$900  SOUND & LIGHTS
$365  PRODUCTION MANAGER ($54.75/hr OT)
$255  STAGE MANAGER ($38.32/hr OT)
$255  FOH TECHNICIAN ($38.32/hr OT)
$255  MONITOR ENGINEER ($38.32/hr OT)
$255  LIGHTING DIRECTOR ($38.32/hr OT)
$150  HOSPITALITY ($20/hr OT) [mileage is 33 cents per mile]
$1,000*  SECURITY ($100/hr OT)
$100  BOX OFFICE STAFF ($20/hr OT)
$200  ADMINISTRATION FEE
$ ----  PARKING HOODS
$ ----  CHAIR RENTAL ($2 per chair)
$ ----  ADVERTISING
$500  PIPE AND DRAPE/BARRICADE
$175  STAGEHANDS
$ ----  BOX OFFICE CREDIT CARD FEE (3% of Box Credit Card Sales)

* Security cost is an estimate. Additional security may be required depending on the nature of the event. 

Overtime: All expenses incurred by the Crystal Ballroom for Catering, Advertising, requested stagehands, overtime (anything over 10 hours), backline, barricade, risers, etc. will be added to total rental rate.

Deposits: A non-refundable 50% room deposit and a $2,500 'untenured promoter fee' (UPF) is due immediately in order to secure the room. If ticket sales exceed 500 the 'UPF' will be refunded; if ticket sales are below 500 the room keeps the entire $2,500 to make up for less than 1/3 capacity and corresponding lack of sales. The 'UPF' will not be refunded if the event cancels within 60 days of the event.

Settlement: Venue will pay renter with a company check at the immediate conclusion of door sales. Venue will not provide any cash at settlement.

Late Night Fee: There is a $1,000/hour additional fee for any events after 3 a.m. We may also require additional security for events of that nature.

Merchandise: Merch rate is 20% they sell. We can provide a seller with advance notice and will keep 30% of sales. The outside promoter will receive no revenue from the merchandise as that is the prerogative of the house. House keeps a percentage of all transactions.

Tickets: All tickets must be placed through the venue onto the Cascade Tickets system. All comps, label buys, and holds must be approved by the venue. There is a $2/ticket venue fee at the Box Office.

Refunds: All refunds will be directed to the outside promoter. In the absence of an outside promoter representative, the venue shall use its own discretion regarding refunds and all refunds shall be deducted from settlement.

Insurance and Licenses: Renter must provide liability insurance not less than $1,000,000 for any single occurrence naming McMenamins Inc. d.b.a. Crystal Ballroom as additionally insured. Tickets will not be placed on sale until binder is received. Promoter is responsible for all ASCAP, BMI, and SESAC fees.

Production Advance: Performers or their representative must contact venue's production manager 5 days prior to the event in order to advance production needs, otherwise runner will arrive at 6 p.m. and all rider items/requests will be greatly limited if provided at all.

Layout: The Crystal Ballroom is located on the 3rd floor. The first floor is Ringlers Restaurant and the 2nd floor is Lola's Room, both of which may have a public or private event simultaneously with the Crystal.

Cancellation/Postponement: The contract covers the specified event for the specified date. No substitution will be accepted for a cancellation. If the event is postponed the room deposit will be transferred to the date of the new event but the $2,500 'UPF' will be applied toward the date of the originally scheduled show and an additional $2,500 will be required in order to reschedule.

Capacity: The venue's capacity is 1500*. All artist and promoter guests and comps will be deducted from sellable. Comp and guest space must be reserved in advance. House is entitled to 20 guests. House guests will not effect sellable. Promoter must have guest list to house no later than 2 hours prior to doors. VIP cap is 25.

* Seated capacity is 850. Seated shows must be 21 and over. There is a $2/chair rental fee.

Venue and corporate sponsor banners may be present during event.

Marketing your event at the Crystal Ballroom

Please contact Mike Walker for information about marketing your event through McMenamins resources.

Box Office

Please note! Both the Crystal Ballroom and Lola's Room specialize in open-floor shows with a very limited amount of seats. The rare seated events will be clearly denoted as such, within the event description on our schedule page.

Box Office Information

Tickets for all McMenamins shows are ticketed by Cascade Tickets, and may be purchased at the Crystal box office (located under the Crystal's awning) and McMenamins Edgefield, by phone at 1-855-CAS-TIXX, or by clicking the "Buy Tickets" link located at the event listing on our schedules.

Tickets bought directly at the Crystal box office or any of our four ticket outlets will only incur a $1 facility charge. (Please note! Tickets to Edgefield Concerts on the Lawn will incur additional service fees.)

Crystal Ballroom Box Office Hours 
Daily, 11:30 a.m. to 6 p.m.
The box office is open later on nights when there is a performance.

The box office accepts cash, VISA, MasterCard, American Express and DiscoverCard.

Will Call

Will call is located at the box office.

Refunds

All ticket purchases are non-refundable.

Parking

There are three pay lots nearby, and street parking is available.

Accessibility

Those with disabilities may call (503 225 0047) or email in advance to arrange early admittance.

There is an elevator located in the lobby.

Hold your Private Event at Crystal Ballroom

Weddings  Meetings  Social Events

The Crystal Ballroom is a truly awe-inspiring venue with its vaulted ceilings, grand chandeliers, giant wallscapes and famous "floating" dance floor. Accommodating groups from 100 to 1000 people, this 7,500-square-foot space includes access to the Ballroom's classic corner stage, floor-to-ceiling windows, swooping balcony, and full bar service.

Tucked in the Crystal’s second story is Lola’s Room accommodating events of up to 200 guests.  Lola’s comes with a handsome fully stocked bar, original artwork, and a floating dance floor all it’s own.

For overnight accommodations, our Crystal Hotel is just a block away!

Contact our sales team to inquire or book your event.
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Art

Artwork plays an important role in the character of McMenamins locations throughout Oregon and Washington. We believe art makes life richer and more enjoyable. So, you'll often find paintings covering our walls, ceilings doors, overhead pipes, and equipment -- works as diverse and entertaining as our places for family and friends. Many artists have contributed to this vast variety of delightful eye candy. Jump in and enjoy some now!

History

 

 

Explore the Crystal Blocks

Our Crystal Hotel and legendary Crystal Ballroom are just across the street from each other, each offering their own unique spaces for live music, Northwest style fare and McMenamins hand crafted beverages.  Explore these properties and all they have to offer. 

Crystal Ballroom Property

Crystal Ballroom  Lola's Room  Ringlers Pub  Crystal Brewery

Crystal Hotel Property

Crystal Hotel  Al's Den  Ringlers Annex  Zeus Cafe

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