Back to full calendar Event Info Event Calendar Venue Info Info Tech Specs Promoter Info Box Office Private Events Shop Lola's Room Discover Art History Brewery Explore the Crystal Blocks Tuesday, February 11, 2020 Monqui Presents Violent Femmes 7 pm doors, 8:30 pm show $39.50 advance, $42 day of show 21 and over Share this event Add to Calendar Violent Femmes Acoustic punk pioneers Violent Femmes 10th studio album, Hotel Last Resort, resides among the groundbreaking band’s finest work, simultaneously refining and redefining their one-of-a-kind take on American music, mingling front porch folk, post punk, spiritual jazz, country blues, avant garde minimalism and golden age rock ‘n’ roll into something still altogether their own. Founded and fronted of course by singer/guitarist Gordon Gano and acoustic bass guitarist Brian Ritchie, the Milwaukee-born combo remains as warm, wise and weird as ever before, with such new favorites as “Another Chorus” and “Everlasting You” continuing to mine the vast range of ideas, melodic complexity and organic sonic craftsmanship that has characterized the band’s body of work since their landmark self-titled 1983 debut. “I think it’s probably the best [album] we’ve made since Hallowed Ground,” Ritchie says. “We didn’t really know that we had something to say, but it turns out that the songs are really good and we were able to sink our teeth into them and come up with something which is just as good as anything we’ve ever done. I’m even a little bit surprised myself.” Violent Femmes are undeniably one of the most inventive and original bands of this or any other era, constantly pushing forward with their singular blend of folk and punk, sarcasm and spirituality. Founded in 1981, the originally Milwaukee-based band’s remarkable three-decade-plus career has produced a series of truly iconic singles – among them such classics as “American Music,” “Gone Daddy Gone,” “Nightmares,” “Add It Up” and of course, “Blister In The Sun” – along with cumulative worldwide album sales in excess of 10 million, with 1983’s Violent Femmes awarded RIAA platinum eight years after its initial release. The turn of the millennium saw Gano and Ritchie – who are based in the United States and Tasmania respectively – take a much-needed hiatus from Violent Femmes, returning to live action in 2013 with a wide-ranging tour that included both headline dates and ecstatically-received festival sets around the world. Femmes have been recording prolifically of late. 2015’s Happy New Year EP was followed by the band’s acclaimed ninth studio album and first full-length collection in nearly two decades, 2016’s We Can Do Anything. Next was 2 Mics & the Truth: Unplugged and Unhinged In America, a 2-LP collection of the Femmes reinventing their catalog with all-new live interpretations recorded in-studio at radio stations around the country. Nearly non-stop touring coincided with these releases, augmented by percussionist John Sparrow and multi-instrumentalist Blaise Garza, both longtime members of The Horns of Dilemma, the band’s ever-evolving cabal of multi-instrumentalist backing musicians. Having spent much of 2018 on the road, Violent Femmes decided to hit the studio in November before returning to their respective homes for the holidays. “We just kind of felt like [making a record],” Ritchie says. “That’s the main reason to do it nowadays. The record industry as we knew it has kind of collapsed, so the main reason to [record] is for fun.” “There have always been songs,” Gano says. “More often, making a record is just about schedules. We live on opposite sides of the planet. Sides? It’s round! I don’t know, but we live far away from each other.” Five November days were booked at Denver, Colo.’s Mighty Fine Productions with GRAMMY® Award-winning producer Ted Hutt (The Gaslight Anthem, Old Crow Medicine Show) and GRAMMY® Award-winning engineer Ryan Mall behind the board. Working with such a skilled production team allowed Violent Femmes to be their idiosyncratic selves while still taking full advantage of the studio’s potential. “Ted is a musician himself,” Ritchie says, “and he understands the Femmes’ sound. He had no interest in trying to recreate us into something else. He wanted to bring out the best of what the band is already good at.” “Ted did a great job working with us,” Gano says. “It’s all us, but [the album’s] also as good as it is because of his involvement, for sure.” As is their wont, Violent Femmes did little if any pre-production, preferring to track together live whenever possible. The band’s goal, as ever, was to get as close to the moment of creation as possible, while also capturing the natural sound of natural instruments. “Our usual way of going about things was very much get in, start doing it and figure things out as we go,” Gano said. “See what sticks, see what’s the situation we’re in, and then decisions are made in the moment.” “We go in with an open mind” Ritchie says, “and just try to suspend any kind of judgment and do what’s best for the material.“ Hotel Last Resort comprises “a mix of new songs and songs that really go back quite a ways,” says Gano, with some dating back almost three decades, and others written in the weeks before recording. Songs like “Not Ok” and “Another Chorus” bear all the marks of the Femmes canon – “I’m sure it doesn’t sound like this to anybody else, but to me in my head it sounds like A Tribe Called Quest,” says Gano of the latter – while others, like “Everlasting You” and “Adam Was A Man,” represent significant stylistic departures, adding new sonic elements and heretofore untapped flavors to the Violent Femmes’ musical palette. “To me, it’s about the song,” Gano says. “Absolutely and completely. And now that I’ve said that, it’s also about us doing the song. There are certain things that are a part of our sound that we gravitate towards because that’s what this thing called “Violent Femmes” has done from the beginning. It includes an acoustic bass guitar; it includes brushes on a non-traditional percussion and drums setup, and, a lot of acoustic guitar. These are things that we’ve always had and it’s nice to continue with them.” “The Femmes have a couple of trademark sounds,” Ritchie says. “Gordon’s voice, of course, and the acoustic bass guitar. Since we came back out of retirement I’ve only used the acoustic bass guitar on our recordings because I realized that’s what people associate with us. It’s like when they hear Mick Jagger’s voice, they want to hear Keith Richards’ guitar. And when they hear Gordon’s voice, they want to hear my acoustic bass guitar.” That seemingly simple core has long been the foundation for adventurous arrangements and unique rhythmic approaches. Sparrow’s novel use of a Weber Grill as a rhythm instrument, along with the extreme tones of Garza’s central instrument – the massive contrabass saxophone – bring a stunning depth to the Femmes’ famous sound, imbuing songs like the moving “Paris To Sleep” with a striking richness and imaginative edge. “We’ve put a lot of energy into mentoring [Sparrow and Garza],” Ritchie says. “We probably steer them in the wrong direction sometimes. It’s a bit counterintuitive to encourage people to play a barbecue or saxophones that are too big to even lift, but it has helped them find their own unique sound.” Violent Femmes’ enduring interest in collaboration and community continues on Hotel Last Resort in the form of a pair of special guests, first and foremost being iconic Television co-founder Tom Verlaine, who lends his immediately identifiable guitar to the LP’s powerful title track. “One of the greatest thrills of a long recording career is getting Tom Verlaine to play on one of our songs,” Gano says. “It’s just amazing to hear that sound.” The only true studio construct on the album, Hotel Last Resort began with just Gano and a drum machine, though this being Violent Femmes, it was “a weird drum machine from the '40s or '50s” that Ritchie found in the hidden recesses of the studio. Bass, drums, sax and vocals were all put down, but it was clear to all some space remained in the arrangement. “Originally I thought about putting a keyboard or maybe some flute on there,” Ritchie says, “something flowing, something legato...but then it started to come into my mind - we need some Tom Verlaine-style guitar on here. I thought we might just, you know, imitate Tom but then wisely decided to ask him to do it.” Ritchie – who first met Verlaine as a young rock journalist during Television’s final tour in 1978 – reached out and received an affirmative e-mail literally within minutes. “We didn’t really give him much instruction,” Ritchie says, “but he did exactly what we hoped he’d do. He clearly has an affinity for the song. He must’ve really clued in on the lyrics and he really interpreted them with a guitar.” Hotel Last Resort also includes a featured appearance from pro skateboarder Stefan Janoski, a lifelong Femmes fan who lends vocals to a rambunctious new rendition of the band’s classic “I’m Nothing.” A polymath athlete, artist and musician in his own right, Janoski reached out to the band to discuss collaborating on a Violent Femmes skate shoe for his Nike SB product line. The words “I’m Nothing” in Janoski’s handwriting will be screen printed on the tongue of the shoe, while his artwork will be included on the custom sockliner. Chain stitched on the left shoe will be the word “VIOLENT” and on the right shoe, the word “FEMMES,” with a vulc tape mirror applique in Tour Yellow. Delighted by his passion, especially for “I’m Nothing,” Violent Femmes decided to re-record the song with a few new lyrics and their new friend on guest vocals. “We’re kind of like jazz musicians or folk musicians,” Ritchie says. “We don’t really see the harm in revisiting a song or doing a new version. So here’s Stefan, coming from the outside and having such enthusiasm for ‘I’m Nothing,’ we thought it was a good time to revisit it and invited him to help out on the vocals. He was so enthusiastic about it, it was like he was floating on clouds while he was in the studio.” Along with Gano’s ever-original original songbook, Hotel Last Resort is marked by a pair of truly stunning interpretations, including “I’m Not Gonna Cry,” originally performed by Greek rock superstars Pyx Lax as “??? ?? ??????? ??? ??? ????” and now adapted and translated from the original Greek by Gano himself. Violent Femmes have enjoyed a long friendship with Pyx Lax founders Filippos Pliatsikas and the late Manos Xydous, with Gano even joining them on record for “?????????? (Happiness),” a Greek version of the Femmes’ “Used To Be” (from 1991’s Why Do Birds Sing?). Violent Femmes returned the favor, performing “??? ?? ??????? ??? ??? ????” whenever they toured through Greece, or sharing stages with Pyx Lax whenever the opportunity arose. A lifelong language buff, Gano’s fondness for both the song and its creators prompted him to attempt an English translation. “I just felt compelled to do it,” Gano says. “It’s very close to a literal translation. There’s just a slight change, just to have a little bit of a flow in English. I’m very gratified because I’ve been told that the translation is very good, and so that just means the world to me.” “Some of that early Greek folk music, like rembetika, is quite similar to the American music of the same era,” Ritchie says. “It’s almost like the blues or backwoods music of Greece. So we have an affinity for that. We’ve dabbled with bouzouki and baglamas on some of our earlier recordings, but this time we just went for doing a Greek song.” Hotel Last Resort concludes with Gano’s decidedly non-ironic new arrangement of Irving Berlin’s “God Bless America.” He first conceived the stark interpretation soon after 9/11, recording an acoustic guitar and vocal version for Kristy's Smile, a benefit album produced by his friend and longtime collaborator Brendan Ryan (The Bogmen, Gordon Gano & The Ryans), whose wife was killed in the attacks. “There’s an aspect of mournfulness but also a great love,” Gano says. “The song is completely sincere. Other times in our career we’ve recorded things that people thought were sarcastic which were not. I’m thinking particularly of gospel songs that for me are completely sincere but people thought we were making fun of the words and the genre itself.” Remarkably, Gano’s heartfelt solo performance somehow flows into an extraordinary ad hoc coda, a full-throttle swirl of rustic primitivism and cosmic jazz exploration that serves as an ideal encapsulation of both the American spirit and Violent Femmes’ own remarkable contributions to the country’s musical canon. “Brian had the idea, let’s just do free improvisation,” Gano says. “I said, well I don’t know, what does this have to do with this song exactly? He just said, America is a place where we can play this kind of music, it’s where this music we play came from. And I thought, that’s beautiful, let’s do a take!” With Hotel Last Resort Violent Femmes have crafted something particularly true to the progressive heritage of American folk music, linking past and present while synthesizing elements of myriad traditions into something that speaks clearly to our own contemporary time. “That’s the thing,” Gano says. “American music is international. It comes from all over the world. That’s what created it and that’s what still continues to keep influencing it. And influencing us.” “To me, America is kind of losing its soul because it’s losing its musical soul,” Ritchie says. 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Burnside Portland OR 97209 (503) 225-0047 Contact us Where On Any Night, Anything Can Happen!! In these walls... The historic Crystal Ballroom -- now over a century old -- is one of those rare concert halls that can point to a proud, diverse history while also laying claim to an ongoing musical legacy. Every time you enter this majestic ballroom, let your imagination sense the tremors resonating from a century's worth of gatherings, and realize that you are joining a thriving, generations-long procession of show-goers. Welcome! ♦ Looking for your Crystal Ballroom Passport Stamps? Crystal Ballroom, Lola’s Room & Crystal Brewery Tour occurs daily at 2 p.m. - meet at Ringlers Pub (street level below the Crystal Ballroom.) The tour takes about half an hour to complete. Any questions may be directed to the Crystal box office, 503-225-0047. Stamps for the Crystal Ballroom and Lola’s Room are also available when you see a show – ticketed or free – in either venue. Please note: Due to private events, concert setup needs and brewers’ schedules, not all spaces are guaranteed to be available to tour daily, but our staff will give it our best shot and show you the spaces that we can. Tech Specs Floor and stage plan PDF download Lighting diagram PDF download Sound manifest Crystal: PDF download Lola's Room: PDF download Technical and logistical packet For Crystal Ballroom & Lola's Room PDF download Ballroom height and beam-to-beam dimensions 16' 11" from beam to floor 19' 11" from floor to ceiling 14' 6" in between beams Promoter Info Rental Expenses To Outside Promoters RENT VARIES, PLEASE CONTACT A BOOKING COORDINATOR $900 SOUND & LIGHTS $365 PRODUCTION MANAGER ($54.75/hr OT) $255 STAGE MANAGER ($38.32/hr OT) $255 FOH TECHNICIAN ($38.32/hr OT) $255 MONITOR ENGINEER ($38.32/hr OT) $255 LIGHTING DIRECTOR ($38.32/hr OT) $150 HOSPITALITY ($20/hr OT) [mileage is 33 cents per mile] $1,000* SECURITY ($100/hr OT) $100 BOX OFFICE STAFF ($20/hr OT) $200 ADMINISTRATION FEE $ ---- PARKING HOODS $ ---- CHAIR RENTAL ($2 per chair) $ ---- ADVERTISING $500 PIPE AND DRAPE/BARRICADE $175 STAGEHANDS $ ---- BOX OFFICE CREDIT CARD FEE (3% of Box Credit Card Sales) * Security cost is an estimate. Additional security may be required depending on the nature of the event. Overtime: All expenses incurred by the Crystal Ballroom for Catering, Advertising, requested stagehands, overtime (anything over 10 hours), backline, barricade, risers, etc. will be added to total rental rate. Deposits: A non-refundable 50% room deposit and a $2,500 'untenured promoter fee' (UPF) is due immediately in order to secure the room. If ticket sales exceed 500 the 'UPF' will be refunded; if ticket sales are below 500 the room keeps the entire $2,500 to make up for less than 1/3 capacity and corresponding lack of sales. The 'UPF' will not be refunded if the event cancels within 60 days of the event. Settlement: Venue will pay renter with a company check at the immediate conclusion of door sales. Venue will not provide any cash at settlement. Late Night Fee: There is a $1,000/hour additional fee for any events after 3 a.m. We may also require additional security for events of that nature. Merchandise: Merch rate is 20% they sell. We can provide a seller with advance notice and will keep 30% of sales. The outside promoter will receive no revenue from the merchandise as that is the prerogative of the house. House keeps a percentage of all transactions. Tickets: All tickets must be placed through the venue onto the Cascade Tickets system. All comps, label buys, and holds must be approved by the venue. There is a $2/ticket venue fee at the Box Office. Refunds: All refunds will be directed to the outside promoter. In the absence of an outside promoter representative, the venue shall use its own discretion regarding refunds and all refunds shall be deducted from settlement. Insurance and Licenses: Renter must provide liability insurance not less than $1,000,000 for any single occurrence naming McMenamins Inc. d.b.a. Crystal Ballroom as additionally insured. Tickets will not be placed on sale until binder is received. Promoter is responsible for all ASCAP, BMI, and SESAC fees. Production Advance: Performers or their representative must contact venue's production manager 5 days prior to the event in order to advance production needs, otherwise runner will arrive at 6 p.m. and all rider items/requests will be greatly limited if provided at all. Layout: The Crystal Ballroom is located on the 3rd floor. The first floor is Ringlers Restaurant and the 2nd floor is Lola's Room, both of which may have a public or private event simultaneously with the Crystal. Cancellation/Postponement: The contract covers the specified event for the specified date. No substitution will be accepted for a cancellation. If the event is postponed the room deposit will be transferred to the date of the new event but the $2,500 'UPF' will be applied toward the date of the originally scheduled show and an additional $2,500 will be required in order to reschedule. Capacity: The venue's capacity is 1500*. All artist and promoter guests and comps will be deducted from sellable. Comp and guest space must be reserved in advance. House is entitled to 20 guests. House guests will not effect sellable. Promoter must have guest list to house no later than 2 hours prior to doors. VIP cap is 25. * Seated capacity is 850. Seated shows must be 21 and over. There is a $2/chair rental fee. Venue and corporate sponsor banners may be present during event. Marketing your event at the Crystal Ballroom Please contact Mike Walker for information about marketing your event through McMenamins resources. Box Office Please note! Both the Crystal Ballroom and Lola's Room specialize in open-floor shows with a very limited amount of seats. The rare seated events will be clearly denoted as such, within the event description on our schedule page. Box Office Information Tickets for all McMenamins shows are ticketed by Cascade Tickets, and may be purchased at the Crystal box office (located under the Crystal's awning) and McMenamins Edgefield, by phone at 1-855-CAS-TIXX, or by clicking the "Buy Tickets" link located at the event listing on our schedules. Tickets bought directly at the Crystal box office or any of our four ticket outlets will only incur a $1 facility charge. (Please note! Tickets to Edgefield Concerts on the Lawn will incur additional service fees.) Crystal Ballroom Box Office Hours Daily, 11:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. The box office is open later on nights when there is a performance. The box office accepts cash, VISA, MasterCard, American Express and DiscoverCard. Will Call Will call is located at the box office. Refunds All ticket purchases are non-refundable. Parking There are three pay lots nearby, and street parking is available. Accessibility Those with disabilities may call (503 225 0047) or email in advance to arrange early admittance. There is an elevator located in the lobby. Hold your Private Event at Crystal Ballroom Weddings Meetings Social Events The Crystal Ballroom is a truly awe-inspiring venue with its vaulted ceilings, grand chandeliers, giant wallscapes and famous "floating" dance floor. Accommodating groups from 100 to 1000 people, this 7,500-square-foot space includes access to the Ballroom's classic corner stage, floor-to-ceiling windows, swooping balcony, and full bar service. Tucked in the Crystal’s second story is Lola’s Room accommodating events of up to 200 guests. Lola’s comes with a handsome fully stocked bar, original artwork, and a floating dance floor all it’s own. For overnight accommodations, our Crystal Hotel is just a block away! Contact our sales team to inquire or book your event. 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