Back to full calendar Event Info Event Calendar Venue Info Info Tech Specs Promoter Info Box Office Private Events Shop Lola's Room Discover Art History Brewery Explore the Crystal Blocks Sunday, December 17, 2017 Portugal. The ManHustle and Drone 6:30 p.m. Doors, 8 p.m. Show SOLD OUT All ages welcome Add to Calendar SoldOut Portugal. The Man Everything You Need to Know about Portugal. The Man's New Album As we quickly approach the halfway point of 2017, the world continues to burn like an out-of-control dumpster fire. Wait, that's not quite fair to say. The world continues to burn like an avalanche of flaming biohazard material sliding down a mountain of used needles into a canyon full of rat feces. But there happens to be a speck of good news in between those glowing red embers of scat and toxic waste: Portugal. The Man has a new album. Yes, a new album called Woodstock. And fire up your goddamn air-horn sound effect because it's the best, hypest, dopest, most-relevant-to-aspirational-millennials-who-are career-conscious-but-also-believe-in-collective-positive-change album of the year. And we don't say that just because 2017 is the year of low expectations. We say it because it's actually a great album. Bah-bah-bah-baaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, motherfucker. If you're scoring at home, Portugal. The Man's last album came out over three years ago. That's a long gap for a band who've dropped roughly an album a year since they became a band. And in true, prolific band fashion, they spent almost every minute since 2013 working on an album called Gloomin + Doomin. They created a shit-ton of individual songs, but as a whole, none of them hung together in a way that felt right for the band. Then John Gourley, PTM's lead singer, made a trip home to Wasilla, Alaska (home of Portugal. The Man's biggest fan, Sarah Palin), and two things happened that completely changed the album's trajectory. First, John got some parental tough love from his old man, who called John on the proverbial carpet or dogsled or whatever you put people on when you want to yell at them in Alaska. "What's taking so long to finish the album?" John's dad said. "Isn't that what bands do? Write songs and then put them out?" Like fathers and unlicensed therapists tend to do, John's dad cut him deep. The whole thing started John thinking about why the band seemed to be stuck on a musical elliptical machine from hell and, more importantly, about how to get off of it. Second, fate stuck its wiener in John's ear again when he found his dad's ticket stub from the original 1969 Woodstock music festival. It seems like a small thing, but talking to his dad about Woodstock '69 knocked something loose in John's head. He realized that, in the same tradition of bands from that era, Portugal. The Man needed to speak out about the world crumbling around them. With these two ideas converging, the band made a seemingly bat-shit-crazy decision: they took all of the work they had done in the previous three years and they threw it out. It wasn't easy and there was the constant threat that the band's record label might have them killed, but the totally insane decision paid off. With new, full-on, musical boners, the band went back to the studio-working with John Hill (In the Mountain in the Cloud), Danger Mouse (Evil Friends), Mike D (Everything Cool), and longtime collaborator Casey Bates (the one consistent producer since the first record). In this newfound creative territory, the album that became Woodstock rolled out naturally from there. Now would be another good time for you to play that air-horn sound effect. Ok, let's stop wasting time and get into the songs. First, there's "Feel It Still," an anti-anthem about a clueless rebel wandering aimlessly through the world. Before the release, the band jokingly referred to it as "The Long Awaited Global Smash Hit." And then it became their most popular single to date-climbing to the top of Billboard's Adult Alternative chart. Go fucking figure. The next tracks of note are "Rich Friend" and "Keep On"-a mid-album duo of songs about the tendency of the old and moneyed to leech off of the young and hungry. Or maybe John's still working through issues with his dad. Tough to tell. Toeing the line between homage and "I'm too lazy to write my own shit," is "So Young." With a lyric lifted right out of "Live Forever" by Oasis, the song is a nod to the English band's early work-a key influence for P.T.M. during their formative years. Finally, there's the intense "Noise Pollution" trying to reconcile the difference between what the modern world promised us and what we got. We were sold on a more peaceful, empathetic, knowledgeable, and connected world. And we ended up with . . . well, whatever the opposite of that is. Which brings us back to that flaming mountain we were talking about. It's central to what's going on with this album. Woodstock is an album that-with optimism and heart-points at the giant pile and says, "Hey, this pile is fucked up!" And if you think that pile is fucked up too, you owe it to yourself-hell, to all of us-to get out there and do something about it. Oh, and you owe it to the band to buy this album, because, as we mentioned, it's awesome. Website:http://www.portugaltheman.com/ Hustle and Drone Beat based duo out of Salem, OR formed by former Portugal. The Man keyboardist Ryan Neighbors. The Beating Heart from Hustle and Drone on Vimeo.website:http://hustleanddrone.com/ Upcoming Events Similar Events Upcoming Events at Crystal Ballroom X Thursday, December 28 Crystal Ballroom Beats Antique Friday, December 29 Crystal Ballroom Fruition Saturday, December 30 Crystal Ballroom New Year's Eve with Sunday, December 31 Crystal Ballroom Dead Moon Night: A Tribute to Fred Cole Friday, January 5 Crystal Ballroom The BIGGEST Clothing Swap in the NW Sunday, January 7 Crystal Ballroom Steel Panther Friday, January 12 Crystal Ballroom Wolf Parade Sunday, January 14 Crystal Ballroom Similar Events at Crystal Ballroom X Thursday, December 28 Crystal Ballroom Beats Antique Friday, December 29 Crystal Ballroom Fruition Saturday, December 30 Crystal Ballroom New Year's Eve with Sunday, December 31 Crystal Ballroom Dead Moon Night: A Tribute to Fred Cole Friday, January 5 Crystal Ballroom The BIGGEST Clothing Swap in the NW Sunday, January 7 Crystal Ballroom Steel Panther Friday, January 12 Crystal Ballroom Wolf Parade Sunday, January 14 Crystal Ballroom X Thursday, December 28 7:45 p.m. doors, 8:45 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Abstract Earth Project Presents Beats Antique Friday, December 29 6:30 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Fruition Saturday, December 30 7:30 p.m. doors, 8:30 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom New Year's Eve with Fruition Sunday, December 31 8 p.m. doors, 9 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom Dead Moon Night: A Tribute to Fred Cole Friday, January 5 7:30 p.m. doors, 9 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom The BIGGEST Clothing Swap in the NW Sunday, January 7 12 p.m. doors All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Steel Panther Friday, January 12 6:30 p.m. Doors, 8 p.m. Show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom Monqui Presents Wolf Parade Sunday, January 14 7 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Emporium Presents Randy Rogers Band Thursday, January 18 6:30 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom True West Presents Hippo Campus Saturday, January 20 7:30 p.m. doors, 9 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Showbox Presents Excision Monday, January 22 6:30 p.m. Doors, 8 p.m. Show 18 and over at Crystal Ballroom Showbox Presents Excision Tuesday, January 23 6:30 p.m. Doors, 8 p.m. Show 18 and over at Crystal Ballroom True West present Josh Ritter & The Royal City Band Wednesday, January 24 7 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Hammerhead's Birthday Thursday, January 25 All day All ages welcome | 21 and over to drink at All Locations Live Nation and McMenamins present Meshuggah Thursday, January 25 6 p.m. Doors, 7:30 p.m. Show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Video Dance Attack and J-Fell 80s Weekend Night #1: 80s Video Dance Attack Friday, January 26 8 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom J-Fell Presents and 80s Video Dance Attack 80s Weekend Night #2: 80s Tribute Bands Saturday, January 27 8 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom Phil Lesh & The Terrapin Family Band SoldOut Friday, February 2 6:30 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Phil Lesh & The Terrapin Family Band SoldOut Saturday, February 3 6:30 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Super Diamond - 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Burnside Portland OR 97209 (503) 225-0047 Contact us Where On Any Night, Anything Can Happen!! In these walls... The historic Crystal Ballroom -- now over a century old -- is one of those rare concert halls that can point to a proud, diverse history while also laying claim to an ongoing musical legacy. Every time you enter this majestic ballroom, let your imagination sense the tremors resonating from a century's worth of gatherings, and realize that you are joining a thriving, generations-long procession of show-goers. Welcome! ♦ Looking for your Crystal Ballroom Passport Stamps? Crystal Ballroom, Lola’s Room & Crystal Brewery Tour occurs daily at 2 p.m. - meet at Ringlers Pub (street level below the Crystal Ballroom.) The tour takes about half an hour to complete. Any questions may be directed to the Crystal box office, 503-225-0047. Stamps for the Crystal Ballroom and Lola’s Room are also available when you see a show – ticketed or free – in either venue. Please note: Due to private events, concert setup needs and brewers’ schedules, not all spaces are guaranteed to be available to tour daily, but our staff will give it our best shot and show you the spaces that we can. Tech Specs Floor and stage plan PDF download Lighting diagram PDF download Sound manifest Crystal: PDF download Lola's Room: PDF download Technical and logistical packet For Crystal Ballroom & Lola's Room PDF download Ballroom height and beam-to-beam dimensions 16' 11" from beam to floor 19' 11" from floor to ceiling 14' 6" in between beams Promoter Info Rental Expenses To Outside Promoters RENT VARIES, PLEASE CONTACT A BOOKING COORDINATOR $850 SOUND & LIGHTS $365 PRODUCTION MANAGER ($54.75/hr OT) $255 STAGE MANAGER ($38.32/hr OT) $255 FOH TECHNICIAN ($38.32/hr OT) $255 MONITOR ENGINEER ($38.32/hr OT) $255 LIGHTING DIRECTOR ($38.32/hr OT) $150 HOSPITALITY ($20/hr OT) [mileage is 33 cents per mile] $1,000* SECURITY ($100/hr OT) $100 BOX OFFICE STAFF ($20/hr OT) $200 ADMINISTRATION FEE $ ---- PARKING HOODS $ ---- CHAIR RENTAL ($2 per chair) $ ---- ADVERTISING $500 PIPE AND DRAPE/BARRICADE $175 STAGEHANDS $ ---- BOX OFFICE CREDIT CARD FEE (3% of Box Credit Card Sales) * Security cost is an estimate. Additional security may be required depending on the nature of the event. Overtime: All expenses incurred by the Crystal Ballroom for Catering, Advertising, requested stagehands, overtime (anything over 10 hours), backline, barricade, risers, etc. will be added to total rental rate. Deposits: A non-refundable 50% room deposit and a $2,500 'untenured promoter fee' (UPF) is due immediately in order to secure the room. If ticket sales exceed 500 the 'UPF' will be refunded; if ticket sales are below 500 the room keeps the entire $2,500 to make up for less than 1/3 capacity and corresponding lack of sales. The 'UPF' will not be refunded if the event cancels within 60 days of the event. Settlement: Venue will pay renter with a company check at the immediate conclusion of door sales. Venue will not provide any cash at settlement. Late Night Fee: There is a $1,000/hour additional fee for any events after 3 a.m. We may also require additional security for events of that nature. Merchandise: Merch rate is 20% they sell. We can provide a seller with advance notice and will keep 30% of sales. The outside promoter will receive no revenue from the merchandise as that is the prerogative of the house. House keeps a percentage of all transactions. Tickets: All tickets must be placed through the venue onto the Cascade Tickets system. All comps, label buys, and holds must be approved by the venue. There is a $1/ticket venue fee at the Box Office. Refunds: All refunds will be directed to the outside promoter. In the absence of an outside promoter representative, the venue shall use its own discretion regarding refunds and all refunds shall be deducted from settlement. Insurance and Licenses: Renter must provide liability insurance not less than $1,000,000 for any single occurrence naming McMenamins Inc. d.b.a. Crystal Ballroom as additionally insured. Tickets will not be placed on sale until binder is received. Promoter is responsible for all ASCAP, BMI, and SESAC fees. Production Advance: Performers or their representative must contact venue's production manager 5 days prior to the event in order to advance production needs, otherwise runner will arrive at 6 p.m. and all rider items/requests will be greatly limited if provided at all. Layout: The Crystal Ballroom is located on the 3rd floor. The first floor is Ringlers Restaurant and the 2nd floor is Lola's Room, both of which may have a public or private event simultaneously with the Crystal. Cancellation/Postponement: The contract covers the specified event for the specified date. No substitution will be accepted for a cancellation. If the event is postponed the room deposit will be transferred to the date of the new event but the $2,500 'UPF' will be applied toward the date of the originally scheduled show and an additional $2,500 will be required in order to reschedule. Capacity: The venue's capacity is 1500*. All artist and promoter guests and comps will be deducted from sellable. Comp and guest space must be reserved in advance. House is entitled to 20 guests. House guests will not effect sellable. Promoter must have guest list to house no later than 2 hours prior to doors. VIP cap is 25. * Seated capacity is 850. Seated shows must be 21 and over. There is a $2/chair rental fee. Venue and corporate sponsor banners may be present during event. Marketing your event at the Crystal Ballroom Please contact Mike Walker for information about marketing your event through McMenamins resources. Box Office Please note! Both the Crystal Ballroom and Lola's Room specialize in open-floor shows with a very limited amount of seats. The rare seated events will be clearly denoted as such, within the event description on our schedule page. Box Office Information Tickets for all McMenamins shows are ticketed by Cascade Tickets, and may be purchased at the Crystal box office (located under the Crystal's awning) and McMenamins Edgefield, by phone at 1-855-CAS-TIXX, or by clicking the "Buy Tickets" link located at the event listing on our schedules. Tickets bought directly at the Crystal box office or any of our four ticket outlets will only incur a $1 facility charge. (Please note! Tickets to Edgefield Concerts on the Lawn will incur additional service fees.) Crystal Ballroom Box Office Hours Daily, 11:30 a.m. to 8 p.m. The box office is open later on nights when there is a performance. Tickets may also be purchased in Ringlers Pub, Monday through Friday from 6 to 11 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 11:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. The box office accepts cash, VISA, MasterCard, American Express and DiscoverCard. Will Call Will call is located at the box office. Refunds All ticket purchases are non-refundable. Parking There are three pay lots nearby, and street parking is available. Accessibility Those with disabilities may call (503 225 0047) or email in advance to arrange early admittance. There is an elevator located in the lobby. Hold your Private Event at Crystal Ballroom Weddings Meetings Social Events The Crystal Ballroom is a truly awe-inspiring venue with its vaulted ceilings, grand chandeliers, giant wallscapes and famous "floating" dance floor. Accommodating groups from 100 to 1000 people, this 7,500-square-foot space includes access to the Ballroom's classic corner stage, floor-to-ceiling windows, swooping balcony, and full bar service. Tucked in the Crystal’s second story is Lola’s Room accommodating events of up to 200 guests. Lola’s comes with a handsome fully stocked bar, original artwork, and a floating dance floor all it’s own. For overnight accommodations, our Crystal Hotel is just a block away! Art History Brewery Artwork plays an important role in the character of McMenamins locations throughout Oregon and Washington. We believe art makes life richer and more enjoyable. So, you'll often find paintings covering our walls, ceilings doors, overhead pipes, and equipment -- works as diverse and entertaining as our places for family and friends. Many artists have contributed to this vast variety of delightful eye candy. Jump in and enjoy some now! Explore the Crystal Blocks Our Crystal Hotel and legendary Crystal Ballroom are just across the street from each other, each offering their own unique spaces for live music, Northwest style fare and McMenamins hand crafted beverages. Explore these properties and all they have to offer. Crystal Ballroom Property Crystal Hotel Property Movie Showtimes Select Showtime Select Showtime Property Name Property Name Property Name Property Name Property Name Property Name Property Name Choose date above and click showtimes on the right for online ticket purchases... All seats are reserved. Doors open 45 minutes before each showing for food and beverage service. We recommend arriving 45 minutes early if you would like to order food to enjoy with your movie. Minors (under 21) are allowed only with parent or guardian 21 and over. Finding Dory (TBC) Running time 1:43 Buy Tickets 12:00 pm 4:00 pm 7:00 pm 10:00 pm Please be patient while we process your order.