303 SW 12th Avenue Portland, OR, 97204
Friday, July 14, 2023
Crystal Hotel - Al's Den
6 pm doors, 6:30 pm show
$10 advance, $10 at the doors Limited Seating, first come first serve.Expect standing room.
21 and over
6 pm doors, 6:30 pm show$10 advance, $10 at the doors Limited Seating, first come first serve.Expect standing room.21 and over
A night of fun and revelry as performers come up one at a time to sing their songs and tell their stories of touring failures and occasional victories. From botched road trips, drunken roadies, to edible overdoses in the desert, this inaugural show culminates Storify and No Pants Records' partnership in bringing you bizzare, character-driven live entertainment you can drink to.
Growing excrementally from the tombs of punkrock, Matt Danger (pronounced "Matt Damon") further legionnaires to lambaste his audience with scintillating moisture and clammy grasps to open his hearty melodies from the prime and sub-cockled areas of his heart that are firmly chained to the pacific northwest Gorge in effort to prolong the philandering and premature band he started back in 2006 called Ninjas With Syringes. But that wasn't enough words to satiate the biography.... In an effort to further procrastinate going on tour once more perhaps due to prolonged delays of his album releases far out of his control, and being a certified drum-skank for a myriad of adjoining punk bands on and off his small, incrementally plodding label, No Pants Records, Matty D has further entrenched himself in the raw stink filled glory of Portland's macabre frivolity found deep within the sedimentary layers of grit inspired austerity to produce at you some music that in his opinion "doesn't suck too bad!" Occasionally bewildering and surprising audiences with a version of success that could only be described as mediocre while onlookers delightfully and involuntarily spit out their teas, coffee, and rich dark winter ales as their monocles joyfully fly off into their duck and lentil based soups, splattering on all to see, Matt cuts his way through Portland's nonstop blender of boilerplate mid-grade hippie rock slop to dance, sing, and pander his way through an all original set of bootstrap raising depravity that promises only two things: A good time, and that you will get laid in the next 6-8 business weeks! (Non-refundable and non-guaranteed) Plus he's got a great ass. So he's got that going for him, which is nice and all- But is that, his songs and his remarks between them enough to distract you from your phone for 30 minutes? YOU DECIDE.
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