Not into the whole lovey-dovey Valentine's thing? Come out for this dark comedy, starring Vincent Gallo and Christina Ricci.
Billy Brown has been in jail, but his parents think that he's married and successful. When he can't find anywhere in Buffalo where he can pee, he runs desperately into a dance studio to use the washroom. He winds up kidnapping a dance student, Layla to bring home and show off to his parents. The parents just barely remember their son or care about him, but Layla falls for him.