Back to full calendar Event Info Event Calendar Venue Info Info Tech Specs Promoter Info Box Office Private Events Shop Lola's Room Discover Art History Brewery Explore the Crystal Blocks Saturday, June 8, 2019 AEG/Madison House present An evening with Amanda Palmer 6 p.m. doors, 7 p.m. show Sold out All ages welcome Share this event Add to Calendar SoldOut An evening with Amanda Palmer "I've never been nervous about releasing a record before, but this one is different. The rise of global fascism alongside the spreading fire of #MeToo has forged a louder megaphone for all women, and we're all seeing that radical truth is infectious. I feel more urgency than ever to share the naked truth of my experiences. The kind of stories that I'm sharing on this record - abortion, miscarriage, cancer, grief, the darker sides of parenthood - have been therapeutic and frightening to write. But every time I play them for my friends and fans, the nodding heads of empathy have lit a fire under my ass to record and release them." - Amanda Palmer, 2018 Amanda Palmer has announced the eagerly-awaited release of her first solo album in more than six years. THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION is now available for presale in multiple formats on AMANDAPALMER.NET and will be released on March 8, 2019. Alongside the album, Palmer is independently releasing an artbook of narrative photography to accompany the album's release. The hardback version is exclusively presold to Amanda's Patrons. For more information on Amanda's Patreon and the book visit: AMANDAPALMER.NET Palmer's third solo LP, THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION is the multi-faceted artist's most powerful and personal collection to date, with songs that tackle the big questions: life, death, grief and how we make sense with it all. While the themes may be dark, the album's overall sonic and lyrical mood is one of triumph in the face of life's most ineffably shitty circumstances. "Most of these songs were exercises in survival," says Palmer. "This isn't really the record that I was planning to make. But loss and death kept happening in real-time, and these songs became my therapeutic arsenal of tools for making sense of it all." Recorded over a single month in Los Angeles by GRAMMY® Award-winner John Congleton (who previously engineered and produced 2012's acclaimed THEATRE IS EVIL), THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION was entirely crowd-funded, this time by 12,000 patrons using Palmer's community hub at patreon.com. Palmer's often-overlooked skills as a pianist mark the LP with a stark but grand sonic approach utterly distinct from her two prior solo albums. Indeed, the album's 10 songs feature only a few extra overdubs provided by key associates, including Congleton, Montreal-based programmer/keyboardist Max Henry and veteran drummer Joey Waronker. Longtime collaborator Jherek Bischoff also added touches of prepared piano and upright bass; he also arranged 10 short orchestral instrumentals based on the motifs of the songs, creating an intermission of sorts between each track. Beginning with the epic Bill-Hicks-inspired "The Ride", THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION sees Palmer revealing her heart in total, turning the coals of fraught experience into musical diamonds. Palmer wrote "The Ride" with the help of her patrons, puzzle-piecing their personal comments about fear and grief into a sonic emotional snapshot of her community. Themes of death and reproduction recur throughout, including "A Mother's Confession," a funny, honest, slice-of-life ramble detailing Palmer's failings as a new mother, and "Machete", written in tribute to her best friend, Anthony (for whom her son was named), following his untimely passing from cancer. "Voicemail for Jill" chronicles a different sort of death as Palmer reaches out to a friend on her way to an abortion clinic. "I've been trying to write a good abortion song for twenty-five years," she says. "It's been the white whale of my songwriting. Having had three abortions for very different reasons, and after connecting with hundreds of women who've gone through the same isolating and lonely experience, I just wanted to do the topic poetic justice. How do you write a song about abortion without being too heavy-handed or too preachy? It was only after being in Dublin for the abortion referendum that I came home and glued myself to the piano bench and said: 'Amanda, write it. You're a good enough songwriter now, you'll find a way.' Playing it live has felt like a hymn to every man and woman in the audience who's never been able to talk openly about their own abortion experiences." The album's first single "Drowning in the Sound" - also written using crowd-sourced comments from Palmer's blog - explores hidden connections between political unrest, the impending uncertainty of Hurricane Harvey (many of her fans had evacuated their homes the day before the song was written), climate change, the solar eclipse, internet-hate and, bizarrely, Taylor Swift. One of the more lavishly produced songs on the album, the song combines Palmer's singular style of piano-taming with a restrained chorus that pays sonic homage to two diverse but connected mentors: Prince and Ani DiFranco. Somber yet exultant, THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION presents still more dimensions to Amanda Palmer's already voluminous talent, once again confirming her as a master songwriter at the height of considerable power. This one-of-a-kind artist has miraculously molded humor, tears, confession, and naked personal pain into a matchless piece of work that could very well have been morose and gloomy but is, instead, deeply relatable, healing and inspiring. In addition to the LP, Palmer has partnered with the collaborative art-team Kahn & Selesnick to create a companion volume of over 50 theatrical photographic portraits taken in and around Palmer's new upstate New York home she shares with her husband, writer Neil Gaiman. The portfolio - also titled THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION - will be available exclusively in hardback to Palmer's patrons as well as in a softcover edition at her hugely anticipated world tour, set to circle theaters around the globe in 2019-2020. To support THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION, Palmer will hit the road for a seated theater tour beginning in North America in early 2019 and continuing globally into 2020. The shows will feature Palmer performing solo on grand piano, making it her first official tour ever with no back up musicians. Unironically, there will be an intermission at every show.Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/amandapalmerPatreon:https://www.patreon.com/amandapalmerWebsite:http://amandapalmer.net/ Upcoming Events Similar Events Upcoming Events at Crystal Ballroom Super Diamond - The Neil Diamond Tribute Saturday, January 19 Crystal Ballroom 80s Weekend Night #1: Video Dance Attack Friday, January 25 Crystal Ballroom 80s Weekend Night #2: Rock Tribute Bands Saturday, January 26 Crystal Ballroom Crystal Ballroom's 105th Birthday Free-For-All Sunday, January 27 Crystal Ballroom JJ Grey & Mofro Friday, February 1 Crystal Ballroom Hippo Campus Monday, February 4 Crystal Ballroom The Amity Affliction Tuesday, February 5 Crystal Ballroom Ella Mai Friday, February 15 Crystal Ballroom Similar Events at Crystal Ballroom Super Diamond - The Neil Diamond Tribute Saturday, January 19 Crystal Ballroom 80s Weekend Night #1: Video Dance Attack Friday, January 25 Crystal Ballroom 80s Weekend Night #2: Rock Tribute Bands Saturday, January 26 Crystal Ballroom Crystal Ballroom's 105th Birthday Free-For-All Sunday, January 27 Crystal Ballroom JJ Grey & Mofro Friday, February 1 Crystal Ballroom Hippo Campus Monday, February 4 Crystal Ballroom The Amity Affliction Tuesday, February 5 Crystal Ballroom Ella Mai Friday, February 15 Crystal Ballroom Super Diamond - The Neil Diamond Tribute Saturday, January 19 7:30 p.m. doors, 9 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom Video Dance Attack & J-Fell Present 80s Weekend Night #1: Video Dance Attack Friday, January 25 8 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom J-Fell & Video Dance Attack Present 80s Weekend Night #2: Rock Tribute Bands Saturday, January 26 7 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom Crystal Ballroom's 105th Birthday Free-For-All Sunday, January 27 1 p.m. doors All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom True West Presents JJ Grey & Mofro Friday, February 1 6:30 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom True West Presents Hippo Campus Monday, February 4 6:30 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom The Amity AfflictionSenses Fail Tuesday, February 5 5:30 p.m. doors, 7 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Showbox Presents Ella Mai SoldOut Friday, February 15 7 p.m. doors, 8:30 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Abstract Earth Project Presents Beats Antique Saturday, February 16 6:30 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom True West Presents Sharon Van Etten Thursday, February 21 7:30 p.m. doors, 9 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Monqui Presents Lukas Graham Friday, February 22 7 p.m. doors, 8:30 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Petty Theft Friday, March 1 7:30 p.m. doors, 9 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom MarchFourth Family Matinee Sunday, March 3 2 p.m. doors, 3 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom MarchFourth All Ages Birthday Show Sunday, March 3 7 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom MarchFourth 16th Anniversary Spectacular Monday, March 4 7 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom Scarlett Marketing Presents 2019 Fat Tuesday Mardi Gras Party Tuesday, March 5 8 p.m. doors 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom The Noise presents Cradle of Filth: Cryptoriana World Tour Monday, March 11 5:30 p.m. doors, 7 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Noname Wednesday, March 13 6:30 p.m. Doors, 8 p.m. Show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Monqui Presents Metric Friday, March 15 6:30 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Showbox Presents Tori Kelly Sunday, March 17 6:30 p.m. Doors, 8 p.m. Show All ages welcome at Crystal Ballroom Live Nation and McMenamins present "West Coast High 2019" featuring Wednesday, March 20 6:30 p.m. doors, 7:30 p.m. show 21 and over at Crystal Ballroom Happy 33rd Birthday, Ruby! 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Burnside Portland OR 97209 (503) 225-0047 Contact us Where On Any Night, Anything Can Happen!! In these walls... The historic Crystal Ballroom -- now over a century old -- is one of those rare concert halls that can point to a proud, diverse history while also laying claim to an ongoing musical legacy. Every time you enter this majestic ballroom, let your imagination sense the tremors resonating from a century's worth of gatherings, and realize that you are joining a thriving, generations-long procession of show-goers. Welcome! ♦ Looking for your Crystal Ballroom Passport Stamps? Crystal Ballroom, Lola’s Room & Crystal Brewery Tour occurs daily at 2 p.m. - meet at Ringlers Pub (street level below the Crystal Ballroom.) The tour takes about half an hour to complete. Any questions may be directed to the Crystal box office, 503-225-0047. Stamps for the Crystal Ballroom and Lola’s Room are also available when you see a show – ticketed or free – in either venue. Please note: Due to private events, concert setup needs and brewers’ schedules, not all spaces are guaranteed to be available to tour daily, but our staff will give it our best shot and show you the spaces that we can. Tech Specs Floor and stage plan PDF download Lighting diagram PDF download Sound manifest Crystal: PDF download Lola's Room: PDF download Technical and logistical packet For Crystal Ballroom & Lola's Room PDF download Ballroom height and beam-to-beam dimensions 16' 11" from beam to floor 19' 11" from floor to ceiling 14' 6" in between beams Promoter Info Rental Expenses To Outside Promoters RENT VARIES, PLEASE CONTACT A BOOKING COORDINATOR $900 SOUND & LIGHTS $365 PRODUCTION MANAGER ($54.75/hr OT) $255 STAGE MANAGER ($38.32/hr OT) $255 FOH TECHNICIAN ($38.32/hr OT) $255 MONITOR ENGINEER ($38.32/hr OT) $255 LIGHTING DIRECTOR ($38.32/hr OT) $150 HOSPITALITY ($20/hr OT) [mileage is 33 cents per mile] $1,000* SECURITY ($100/hr OT) $100 BOX OFFICE STAFF ($20/hr OT) $200 ADMINISTRATION FEE $ ---- PARKING HOODS $ ---- CHAIR RENTAL ($2 per chair) $ ---- ADVERTISING $500 PIPE AND DRAPE/BARRICADE $175 STAGEHANDS $ ---- BOX OFFICE CREDIT CARD FEE (3% of Box Credit Card Sales) * Security cost is an estimate. Additional security may be required depending on the nature of the event. Overtime: All expenses incurred by the Crystal Ballroom for Catering, Advertising, requested stagehands, overtime (anything over 10 hours), backline, barricade, risers, etc. will be added to total rental rate. Deposits: A non-refundable 50% room deposit and a $2,500 'untenured promoter fee' (UPF) is due immediately in order to secure the room. If ticket sales exceed 500 the 'UPF' will be refunded; if ticket sales are below 500 the room keeps the entire $2,500 to make up for less than 1/3 capacity and corresponding lack of sales. The 'UPF' will not be refunded if the event cancels within 60 days of the event. Settlement: Venue will pay renter with a company check at the immediate conclusion of door sales. Venue will not provide any cash at settlement. Late Night Fee: There is a $1,000/hour additional fee for any events after 3 a.m. We may also require additional security for events of that nature. Merchandise: Merch rate is 20% they sell. We can provide a seller with advance notice and will keep 30% of sales. The outside promoter will receive no revenue from the merchandise as that is the prerogative of the house. House keeps a percentage of all transactions. Tickets: All tickets must be placed through the venue onto the Cascade Tickets system. All comps, label buys, and holds must be approved by the venue. There is a $2/ticket venue fee at the Box Office. Refunds: All refunds will be directed to the outside promoter. In the absence of an outside promoter representative, the venue shall use its own discretion regarding refunds and all refunds shall be deducted from settlement. Insurance and Licenses: Renter must provide liability insurance not less than $1,000,000 for any single occurrence naming McMenamins Inc. d.b.a. Crystal Ballroom as additionally insured. Tickets will not be placed on sale until binder is received. Promoter is responsible for all ASCAP, BMI, and SESAC fees. Production Advance: Performers or their representative must contact venue's production manager 5 days prior to the event in order to advance production needs, otherwise runner will arrive at 6 p.m. and all rider items/requests will be greatly limited if provided at all. Layout: The Crystal Ballroom is located on the 3rd floor. The first floor is Ringlers Restaurant and the 2nd floor is Lola's Room, both of which may have a public or private event simultaneously with the Crystal. Cancellation/Postponement: The contract covers the specified event for the specified date. No substitution will be accepted for a cancellation. If the event is postponed the room deposit will be transferred to the date of the new event but the $2,500 'UPF' will be applied toward the date of the originally scheduled show and an additional $2,500 will be required in order to reschedule. Capacity: The venue's capacity is 1500*. All artist and promoter guests and comps will be deducted from sellable. Comp and guest space must be reserved in advance. House is entitled to 20 guests. House guests will not effect sellable. Promoter must have guest list to house no later than 2 hours prior to doors. VIP cap is 25. * Seated capacity is 850. Seated shows must be 21 and over. There is a $2/chair rental fee. Venue and corporate sponsor banners may be present during event. Marketing your event at the Crystal Ballroom Please contact Mike Walker for information about marketing your event through McMenamins resources. Box Office Please note! Both the Crystal Ballroom and Lola's Room specialize in open-floor shows with a very limited amount of seats. The rare seated events will be clearly denoted as such, within the event description on our schedule page. Box Office Information Tickets for all McMenamins shows are ticketed by Cascade Tickets, and may be purchased at the Crystal box office (located under the Crystal's awning) and McMenamins Edgefield, by phone at 1-855-CAS-TIXX, or by clicking the "Buy Tickets" link located at the event listing on our schedules. Tickets bought directly at the Crystal box office or any of our four ticket outlets will only incur a $1 facility charge. (Please note! Tickets to Edgefield Concerts on the Lawn will incur additional service fees.) Crystal Ballroom Box Office Hours Daily, 11:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. The box office is open later on nights when there is a performance. The box office accepts cash, VISA, MasterCard, American Express and DiscoverCard. Will Call Will call is located at the box office. Refunds All ticket purchases are non-refundable. Parking There are three pay lots nearby, and street parking is available. Accessibility Those with disabilities may call (503 225 0047) or email in advance to arrange early admittance. There is an elevator located in the lobby. Hold your Private Event at Crystal Ballroom Weddings Meetings Social Events The Crystal Ballroom is a truly awe-inspiring venue with its vaulted ceilings, grand chandeliers, giant wallscapes and famous "floating" dance floor. Accommodating groups from 100 to 1000 people, this 7,500-square-foot space includes access to the Ballroom's classic corner stage, floor-to-ceiling windows, swooping balcony, and full bar service. Tucked in the Crystal’s second story is Lola’s Room accommodating events of up to 200 guests. Lola’s comes with a handsome fully stocked bar, original artwork, and a floating dance floor all it’s own. For overnight accommodations, our Crystal Hotel is just a block away! Contact our sales team to inquire or book your event. Get Started Here Art History Brewery Artwork plays an important role in the character of McMenamins locations throughout Oregon and Washington. We believe art makes life richer and more enjoyable. So, you'll often find paintings covering our walls, ceilings doors, overhead pipes, and equipment -- works as diverse and entertaining as our places for family and friends. Many artists have contributed to this vast variety of delightful eye candy. Jump in and enjoy some now! Explore the Crystal Blocks Our Crystal Hotel and legendary Crystal Ballroom are just across the street from each other, each offering their own unique spaces for live music, Northwest style fare and McMenamins hand crafted beverages. Explore these properties and all they have to offer. 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